“Oh, no! I did everything for you that I could. I moved us into a gated community in the suburbs. I installed an alarm system with armed response. But still, they got into my home. And worse, they got into your head, literally! Why are you doing this to me? If you stop now, I promise to still love you and pay for they dental hygienist courses at community college. Let’s just make sure we change our alarm code afterward!”