Over a ton of jealous bridesmaids!
“Eat… Eat more, you’re too skinny! My Yia Yia keeps telling me to get big and fat like my sisters because they all got married. Guys love chubby girls, she says. But I AM getting married. And all those plumpers are going to be my bridesmaids, and probably eat every crumb of food at the wedding. So I may not be a food whore like they are, but they don’t realize that I’m a real sex whore! Wait ’til you see what happens on my wedding night!”